Thursday, October 16, 2008

Pre-mini update

WOW!!! I never thought it would get to this point where I wouldn't update for almost a month. Sorry people, work all around was trying to bury me but I refuse to be put under. God forbid!

The funny thing is I have some skeleton drafts of things I wanted to talk about in the past that I just need to add some flesh to but I'm also trying to carry you guys along previous posts.
I guess I will just close the story on the stain on my shirt. The how it got there involved me and girl, (duh???). How her head or face got to my torso, I'll leave up to your imagination.

Speaking of stains, I was out this weekend for a party and I looked at the shirt I wore the next day and saw another stain on the chest area. This time, it looked like lipstick, I don't think anyone would be wearing that kind of color for a powder, it was like dark pinkish purple. Abeg, leave me joo, I don't know all those make up colors. What was lipstick doing on my chest? I don't know either. Maybe some girl was mega horny and was "trying" to suck something (I don't have man boobs o). If that was the case, the girl could have easily just told me. That was for you dirty minded people. For the clean minded folks, maybe I took a picture (I took a few) and a girl turned her face into my shirt.

School work is going to be light for me this week. All the professors seemed to have cooled down or maybe I just put in extra effort. I think it's the latter 'cause I've even completed a project that's not due until next Tuesday and so my ass is not going to school next Tuesday. That was the condition, if you finish it by last Tuesday, take next week off. Of course, I have other projects but we'll see sha.

Imagine o, I came into work, logged into my system and the first thing I did was update. I have work emails that need to be read o. I'm going, you people will not get me fired before I quit.

34 comments:

Tigeress said...

1st!! better recognize. lol!!!

Invisible said...

I do o. You're supposed to be "working". I'm soo jealous, wish I could work in PJs too.

Tigeress said...

Well u'd be glad to know that i'm back at work- building is open but we cant drink water etc. But today is gonna be a drag....very slow with nothing much to do.

I NEED A NEW JOB!!!!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

what is someon's lipsick doing around your boobage area? lol!

And no, we don't want you to get fired before you quit. so thanks for the mini update and go get your work done.

lol!

Enigma said...

Got norin to say

Just to fill your comment page!

Holla!!

Toluwa said...

u and all these stains...na wa o! lol!

Tigeress stop stalking...shldnt u be working..shoo, i shld go get a job. lol!

bumight said...

schew! better come and update properly.
I had a dream, that i came to your house to see your dad and you were veryshort....lol

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

you and stains lol
you should front some advert for some stain removing powder!!!!!!!
probably som girl touched her lips and then touched you wih her lpstick stained hands....hmmmm this is rather far fetched, i do not have a creative imagination.

Invisible said...

@ tigeress again, sorry. I guess no Maury today

@ solomonsydelle, I don't know who was trying to get 'something' o, lol.

@ enigma, like I said before, which kind comment that

@ toluwa, welcome back. I don't know for these stains o. The stains should be somewhere else. Hmmm, see all the dirty minded folks.

@ bumight, see the kettle chasing the pot (my remix). Go and update too joo then go re-dream that dream

@ Miss DM, lol @ your imagination. If that was the case, that girl better run from me.

miss jones said...

thanks for stopping by mine and slapping me up.
another make up stain? na wa o.

Buttercup said...

I just got stuck at 'man boobs'...LMAO

NaijaScorpio said...

I got my eye on u Mr. Invisible. All these unexplained stains. U don turn ashawo? Oya confess!!!!

Rebirth said...

unexplained stains??????????? and i used to trust you..........

Chris Ogunlowo said...

lol... stains!

RE: how i also wish that "orgasm quote" was a book ;)

How r u?

Invisible said...

@ miss jones, we all need slapping up once in a while. That was no slapping up though, trust me.

@ b'cup, dirty minded somebody.

@ sting or stinger or stingess, how is make up stain ashawo. Is it a crime to hug someone again? See me see trouble o. I'm watching you too, tit for tat.

@ funms, don't stop trusting me now. I think the girls are doing it on purpose jare.

@ aloofar, I dey o. I need to start checking my clothes more often now for all these stains.

badderchic said...

hehehe

riiight, darkish pinkish purple ye? more power to your elbow o!

miz-cynic said...

bn having prbs logging on.is ds welcome back post or wt?sm of us wld like 2 knw how d stains kip popping up wt al dis ur it wasnt me excuses

Unknown said...

makeup stain ke?....u know u could have been comforting a girl in pain and when she hugged you to cry, she stained your shirt.....

but try not to get another random stain next time....

funkola said...

where's the next stain gonna be o, ehn invisible? it's starting to become a regular occurrence.

badderchic said...

where you at bro?

exschoolnerd said...

u n all dese stains wey dem dey leave for ur body...hmm...u r addicted to blogging..join the club!!!

Lady said...

MAN BOOBS???? hellllllllll nooooo!!!!!!!! HAIRY LEGS..OR PEACHY FUZZ...........kiss me caress me...OWN ME BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
P.S: xoxo

Invisible said...

@ badder, lol. Aren't a nice enabler ... more power to my elbow. Alakoba, lol.

@ cynic, it's not really welcome back. Can't be back fully til mid Nov.

@ scomiss, lol. If that happened, I'll say yeah but it did not. Actually the brown powder stain from the first post was from a somewhat similar incident to your scenario.

@ funkola, next stain ke? I can't be getting all these stains like that o. Next one better not be on my clothes *wink*

@ xsn, addicted, somewhat. Even if I don't update, I must read. Na lie, we are all gbeborun joo. lol.

@ lady koko, yeparipa. You raunchy somebody. Hmmmm, oya come let me own you now. lol.

Rita said...

You shall not be put under :-)

You are trying, juggling school + work + blogging + getting stained (clears throat)

May God continue to give you strength...

LOL @ Funkola's comment. E reach to ask.

Flourishing Florida said...

na so e dey happen. u r not d only one oh. lots of bloggers r busy as hell. is it dat time of d year? (is there even such a thing?). pele. chei, i can just feel ur love. updating b4 facing work. such dedication. well done

Toluwa said...

bros..u av been tagged...follow the link

http://toluwa.blogspot.com/2008/10/two-truths-and-lie-you-have-been-tagged.html

have fun!

Axe145 said...

lol@pre-mini update, we need full story, no worry ur job dey kampe, economoy no go hammer you insha Allah, anywho, we need the full gist of how that lipstick ended up on ur shirt.

Padosh said...

The lipstick on ur shirt sounded like a really interesting story, my mind had already developed a million scenarios (and non had anything to do with pictures.....,well not entirely) lol.

Invisible said...

@ Rita, I refuse to go under o, thanks. Don't mind that funkola

@ fff, I think it's that time of the year o. Thanks for stopping by.

@ Toluwa, thanks jare. You just gave me mini update. This is pre-mini, remember?

@ Sabira, I'll soon be at a point where update will be impossible (new job) that's why I'm slacking on this one, lol.

@ padosh, thanks for stopping by. I'm sure you painted scenarios. Go on with your wild imagination, lol.

ibiluv said...

na u sabi

kay-shawn said...

Hmmm....

Seems to be my first time here.

Really interesting. I seem to have my own explanation for how you got that lipstick stain on your shirt but I'll leave that to myself.

Anonymous said...

what is with u and stains sef! ahnahn! *hiss!!!

Nigerian Drama Queen said...

Lol@ lipstick shirts on your booby or should I say chest area!! Oya update properly!

Rebirth said...

hmm now its my turn to wait for d reply.......... where u at???????????