Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Wha Gwan Mon???

Wow, it's been over 2 months since I last posted. I won't be surprised if some of y'all have dropped me from your blog list. I'm still here though. I used to come around and read blogs, post comments every now and then but whew, it's been a busy time for me. I haven't even been coming as frequently as I used to anymore.
I got love for y'all, the time just gets stolen away by the daily tasks.

This past month of May was an awesome month in many ways. It was really busy too but it was busy in a good way.
So have y'all been? I've been gone too long to just flow back into this mehn. Where is a good meme when you need one? Let's see how I can get my groove back. I may never do that but I'll try.

You would think I have more time on my hands now that I'm done with school. Yup, graduated last month with my Master's degree, getting my diploma in the mail next week. Honestly, if someone asks me what I'm going to do now or if I'm going to go for phD one more time, I will sue them.
What is it with people? What is their business with what I want to do now? If I want to chill and not do anything, my perogative dammit. Jeez, I have a stable job I'm trying to garner more experience on, leave me alone. People don't understand that in today's world education - experience = nothing. You need both, I have my education, lemme go get my experience and I'll decide when I have enough of that.

People, I am vexing o. Imagine, I graduated and 2 hours after graduation, this dude is preaching to me about going picking up a phD form in 2 days. What the frack? (to steal that from buttercup). Digression, my girlfriend and I enjoyed your post on facebook toasters b'cup and the phrase "what the frack?" has been copied a few times.

Okay, back on track. This dude was telling me my masters was nothing except I get hooded with a doctorate. I wanted to tell the guy "frack you" if not because he was the pastor that was invited to come pray at the after party. (You know naijas can't do without gele and ayefele).

My dad had to apologize later that he wasn't expecting the guy to say all that and he was pissed too. Geez, how about you give me credit for killing myself to get that done. The dude told me not to take calls from girls and focus on my phD for 5 years and then I can talk to girls. I was like 'this dude is clueless'.
1- I already have a girlfriend who's awesome inside and outside, all around so I don't need to be taking any calls from girls.
2- I have a life and I ain't putting that on hold for 5 year 'cause you said so. 5 years?? Gosh, I should be a married daddy in 5 years. What nonsense??

Personally, I don't give a frack about phD (okay I need to chill with this frack thing). Anyways, I just accepted his prayer and threw his advise away. He can save it for his kids.

Let me get back to work jare. That memory just boiled my blood. It feels good to be back. I can't say I'm back fully though, I still have some busy days/weeks ahead of me. I'll be back to share more May testimonies.

Babington, koova my thomka. (Coded sturvs, don't try to figure it out)


Funms-the rebirth said...

so ur still alive? we thank God....
so this said pastor, is he married and does he have a Phd? enuf said

BrownSugar said...

This (blog)girl has missed you(r blog) like crazy!!! Congrats on completion of your degree. I get my B. Eng in 9 days, and my birthday in 6!
Stay in touch!

Sting said...

This is your 3rd post this year. You r a disgrace. Congrats on graduating.

Tigeress said...

can't believe i missed being 1st. let me go and read.

Tigeress said...


Ms.O said...

congrats! Glad to know you and yours are doing well!

archiwiz said...

Ah... we thank God... My advice? Don't allow anyone mark time for you. We have a saying that "It is when you wake up, that it is you own time to say Good morning."

archiwiz said...

And congrats joo... You have done noble. PhD ko RmD ni!

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

Congrats oh, u for ask the guy if he or any member of his family had PHD. Our head must scatter because we wan reach the top. Nice blog sha

RocNaija said...

Lmao.. If only you had forgotten he was a pastor for one minute..

That right there would have been a 'priceless' moment..

chayoma said...

congrats! on the completion of your degree....
keep us in the loop abeg

NaijaBabe said...

hey you...congrats !
Lol...I'm getting all that too...just bagged the undergrad and all of them wont let me rest....AH

NigerianQueen said...

lmao! Story sounds familiar, could it be the same dude from my graduation? I got the same message! :p

Invisible said...

Alright. I'm forgetting my manners. What happened to acknowledging the comments.
@ funms, I'm alive o. As for this pastor, dude is like 60, married with kids and he just got a phd in Theology, just for the title, not for anything else. His words, not mine.
@ brown sugar, sorry I went AWOL. Happy birthday and congratulations in advance.
@ sting, only you will have mouth to yab me.
@ tigeress, haa, forget not my blog. Dry bones will rise again.
@ ms o, thank you
@ archiwiz, no one will mark my time for me jare. Don't mind the man telling me to get phd just for title.
@ the girl with the red hair, I know right. Don't mind the
@ rocnaija, if only I did. Hmmm, I guess we'll never know. LOL.
@ chayoma, thanks a lot.
@ naija babe, congretulations to you too.
@ nigerian queen, LOL. Could be. I can't quite remember your grad party but I think he was there ;-)

Just...Toluwa said...


lol @ d pastor guy!

Tisha said...

thank God
invisible is back
thanks for bringing us up to date
how are you and yours
congrats, masters is a big deal,
enjoy it.

missed u

Buttercup said...

INVISIBLIZZLE!!!! LOL. Congrats once again. Lmao @ the guy..I wonder why people just assume everyone will conform to society's norms..mscheew. Oh btw, the "frack" thing is actually Nefertiti's word, not mine..lol. Holla @ wifey o :)

ibiluv said...


nkan to ba wun elenu lo le fenu won so.....*wink*

aloted said...

welcome back ooo...and congrats!!!

some people sha...whats their own?? pls take ur time jare...

Tisha said...

you have started again. update now at least give me the password into your secret diary.


rayo said...

na wa oh, masters isnt enuf, u shld grow whyt hair b4 u marry on top say u wan read. nonsense.

MissBalance said...
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MissBalance said...

See who taught me to multi-task! You're not practising o, great Preacher-Teacher. How u been? We're just checking.