I ain't saying she's a gold digger

So I met this girl some weeks ago and we exchanged numbers. Fine Caribbean cutie, tall and lepa with her lip gloss popping which only made those lips more inviting. Hmm, I wanted to get with this chick, I just can't let that ass roll away like that.

We started talking and hanging out. Anyways, after like a couple of weeks of talking and talking on the phone and hanging out, I wanted to get to the point. She had told me she did not like to drink alcohol cause she gets drunk very quickly. Well, one night around 1am, while we were out, we went into this bar. I was driving later so I ordered sprite (I don't drink and drive). My 'non drinking' friend wanted this creamy drink that was sweet and the bartender served her Baileys. In my mind I'm thinking, hmmm, which levels? She said the drink wasn't as sweet as the one she had some months before and the waitress said she'll add Kahlua on the next shot. My mind was smiling, this is interesting. She downed another mixture of baileys and Kahlua and after about 5 minutes, my friend stumbled off her bar stool and almost fell. Ohhh, it's soo going down tonight. What a perfect opportunity - we were already kinda feeling up on each other and now she's getting tipsy? During the walk back to the car, I checked my wallet for my Durex; present, ever ready. Me and this girl? Na tonight, make we reach house.

After 2 minutes of getting in the car, she fell asleep. Kai, why now? Well, I figured since we're not home yet, she could take a quick nap. I wanted to be like J. Holiday - "... time to finish, round 2 around 2" (Bed). Then AA showed up and started thinking about it. (Read my about me for who AA is). "She's kinda drunk and somewhat vulnerable, this is not right. I shouldn't take advantage of her", AA thought. That AA sef too dey righteous. In the long run, AA won the fight and I dropped her off and told her to sleep it off. But the fight was not over for me o.

While talking a couple of days after, she asked me what did I want from her and I threw the question back at her immediately. She told me she wanted a friend, a close friend. A friend who won't think nasty thoughts if she walked around the house naked in front of him. HAAA!!!

Right there, I told her to stop. "If you walk around me naked, I'm not going to ignore you. I will grab that ass and I'll probably be on your titties also and you know what's coming next" Those were my exact words to her. Remember I told you this girl was set all around. I swear, this had to be better than Jamaican ganja (not like I've had it before o). Anyways, she started tripping and was like why do all the guys she hangs out with end up trying to sleep with her? (Err, maybe cause you have a nice body??? duh).

I said I wasn't about sex but I can't be that kind of friend that will see you naked and look away. She asked so what did I want from her and I told her I would love to tap that ass. "We can be friends if you want but honestly, my thinking right now is me, you and my Durex" (I play safe, thank you). Of course, I apologized for being rude or too blunt and I didn't say it like that but I was being real. Abeg, forget all that courtesy crap, this is BB not AA. I tell it the way I see it, I no send.
She didn't trip though, she just smiled and said she was confused emotionally. Apparently she was caught up in some feelings for her ex boyfriend from 2 years ago and feelings for her ex from 2 months ago. So she did not want to get involved in anything right now besides platonic friendship. Rubbish, na me send am message???

No problem, good things come to those who wait right? What I didn't know was if I wanted to tap that ass, I would need to start paying up (was that even guaranteed?)
After a week or so, she called me up and we were talking about her sister that came into the country but needed to go out of state. OK?? She then asked me to buy her GPS so she can drive her sister out of town. I laughed and said no, why should I? She said because I'm her friend. I told her nope, I'm not balling like that. Then she got pissed and she started dissing me, calling me stingy and some other synonyms. I just told her I didn't have time for all that nonsense and hung up.
She called me 2 or 3 days later and was like why haven't I called her? I told her I've been busy with exams and I told her I didn't appreciate her dissing me either. I didn't care anymore since she kinda denied my 'tapping request'. She then got mad because I didn't appreciate her name calling charade (see me see trouble o). This time I didn't even bother talking, I just hung up. I don't have time for all that drama.

8:30am, two days later I got this text: "Can you borrow me some money to fix my brakes?" You should have seen me laughing at work. This chick was mega tripping. No, this bitch was super tripping. Am I her boyfriend or her sugar daddy (I'm not even that old sef)? I hit delete and continued my work like nothing happened. That was 3 weeks ago; she hasn't contacted me since then and I'm not even interested anymore.
I think I can kiss that ass goodbye. I'm moving on and I got my eyes set on this fine piece of ass. Wait, I think she has a band on her wedding finger. I need to confirm that before somebody goes ape shit on me.

Too close of a friend ???

So there's this girl that I liked and what not and I finally mustered some strength to talk to her. Actually we've been friends for some time, almost 2 years now. She lives about 4 hours away though so we're mostly phone/facebook friends. We've met quite a few times, she'll come down to my side with her friends, I'll go up there and what not. At one point, we became close friends, talking and chatting about all sort of things for hours. We would talk for hours, day or night.

So what took me so long to talk to her? The timing was never right. When she was single, I was involved, when I was single, she was involved. The one time we were both single was when we just met and I didn't know much about her yet. Now we're both single and we just saw each other recently so I figured I'll let her know how I feel.

Well, I did and she responded with the line of "I see you as my very close friend". So I decided to give her some time to let it sink in. We still talked, not as much as before though, cracking our normal jokes as if nothing happened but the topic had to come up again so after all the jokes one night like 2 weeks later, I brought it up. I mean I couldn't act like I didn't tell you something and we can't ignore it forever. She maintained her stand of her not seeing me as her boyfriend because we're close friends. I even tried to swing it saying well, wouldn't you rather date someone you know well than someone you don't know well but she won't change her mind. She just didn't think of me that way. Of course she had the excuse of being a first year med student (ok, I'm in grad school too so???).

When it looked like it wasn't working in my favor, I dropped the topic, closed the discussion and went back to the "friend" mode. My gentle and good side won't force the issue. But this is what I don't get - what is wrong with dating someone you're close to? We're not even close like that, we don't talk about sex (not in details like that) and we never talked much about our exes sef, so it's not like I know all the nutty details about her, plus we don't even see that often, may once every 4 months and sometimes, we only talk like once a week. Even on facebook, we don't talk that much besides making crazy comments on each other's pictures or writing normal wassup on our pages. One thing I can confirm is there was attraction from both sides. Maybe she lost hers' along the way, I don't know but there definitely was attraction.

So if someone can explain this "close friend" phenomenon, please break it down for me.
As for the girl, I've fashied that topic. I'm not going to be forcing anyone for anything. Maybe I'll even save some gas money sef.

Also, I should mention, I'm not looking for advice o, I just need to understand this 'cant date my close friend' phenomenon, maybe the ladies can explain why close friends can't be boyfriend. Guys are welcome to drop their explanation also.

A for apple, B for boy, C for ...

So I'm new to this blog thing. While I have ideas of what I want to start writing about, I haven't had the time to sit down and put them together. So for now, I'm looking at someone's page and putting up similar posts but in my own words (where I need them).

These are my ABCs


A. Attached or Single?
Single (Was loving it but not so much anymore)


B. Best Friends?
My alter ego


C. Cake or Pie?
Cake


D. Day of Choice?
Friday - I get to dress down and it's the start of the weekend

E. Essential Item?
Wallet. (Must have my ID with me)


F. Favorite Color?
Blue (any shade, used to be grey)

G. Greatest accomplishment?
As of today, halfway through my graduate program


H. Hometown?
Wont give home town but home state is OSUN


I. Indulgences?
I wish I had one.


J. January or July?
July (Half way thru the year)


K. Kids?
Nope. When I'm married, sure!


L. Life is incomplete without?
God, then my computer(s) or iphone and internet


M. Marriage date?
Hmmm, let me be involved first


N. Number of siblings?
2

O. Oranges or apples?
I like the juice.

P. Phobias or fears?
Phobia. I overcame one today though - I swam in a pool since I drowned 3 years ago.


Q. Quotes?
I have a few but I like this one:
Sometimes, we stare so long at a door that's closing that we see too late the one that's opening


R. Reason to smile?
Just because I like my smile (vain???)


S. Season?
Cold leaves and it gets warm (I don't like the cold)


T. Tag three friends?
I only have one so far so I guess:
Enigma

U. Unknown fact about me?
You don't know me

V. Very favorite store?
I don't shop but maybe EBganes, lol


W. Worst habit?
I bite my nails and I've tried stopping but I keep slipping


X. X-ray or ultrasound?
I've had both (long story) but definitely X-ray


Y. Your favorite food
Eba!!!


Z. Zodiac?
Sagittarius

Thought You Said

MEME Rules
1. Put Your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle


2. For each question, press the next button to get your
answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people
and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme
themselves!


IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Because of who you are – Vicki yohe (I'm not judgmental)


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Full moon - brandy (I swear I'm not a werewolf)


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Falling – J. Holiday (Clueless??)


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Try a little tenderness – Michael Buble

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Jolanta – Earl klugh (Earl needs to give me the lyrics to that jazz)


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere – Alan Jackson (I don't even drink that often)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Come a little closer - brandy


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Anybody - brandy (Fine girls only)


WHAT IS 2+2?
It’s in your eyes – Phil Collins (You know)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Time machine – Tpain

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
My regret – Banky W (Ha, so true, listen to the lyrics)


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
I wanna know your ways – Fred Hammond (Amen brother)


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Please don’t pass me by – Fred Hammond


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
You’ll never find another love like mine – Michael buble (You betcha)


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
M’lady – Gerald levert (Errr, I'm a dude)


WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Wind am well – D’banj (Shake what ya mama gave you)


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You are my song – Fred Hammond (Gotta go out in praise)


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Fever – Michael Buble (I've always had a thing for medicine)


WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Doing it big – Canton Jones


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Down low (nobody has to know) – R. Kelly (WHAT?? :O)

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Thought you said – diddy

Welcoming myself

Na wa for blogging o.
I just wrote a long blog about something and I wiped it off with one button and started this one.
I don't write and I don't read. Not literally of course (I'm writing now, duh). I mean anything besides school books, I don't read and anything besides school paper, I don't write. Oh, I lied, work stuff too. You get the drift, flow with it, lol.

I'm sorta having fun with this though. I'm looking at blogs and I'm getting a hang of things. I saw some blogs that had some personal stuffs there and hmmm, I don't know o.
I'm a reserved person, I don't talk much especially about personal things so it's going to be some work for me to get to that level. Of course, I don't have to write anything personal and again, personal to some people may not be personal to other people. I'll let my alter ego do all that. My alter ego is crazy, in fact, I'm surprised myself.
I'm sure you'll 'meet' him someday. I'll introduce him as he'll be writing sometimes too.

For now, I'm just trying to warm up to the blogging world and catch a better grip on things. I already have 2 friends (shout out to Enigma and Buttercup) so I'm getting excited about this. I just finished a semester and all I have now is work so I'll have lots of time to write away. I can't forget my 360 and my movies though but I'll squeeze in a few minutes every now and then.
On this note, I welcome myself to the blogging world.